Simple Tips to Sound Like You Know Everything About Wine

The approaching holiday season means more entertaining than usual–which, for one thing, means more serving, bringing, or at least drinking wine! Keeping up with connoisseurs can be intimidating, but a few simple phrases and terms can up your wine IQ significantly. Whether you’re bottle shopping to soiree schmoozing, these key terms will make you sound like a total pro.

    • EARTHY OR MINERALLY-Here’s one term you may hear from your wine-snoot uncle or boss, so you should know it. A red wine can be earthy or minerally. Here’s the deal: Depending on where grapes grow (not just area but also what soil), some wines taste like dirt and others like mountain streams! Don’t believe me? Grab a bottle from Bordeaux, France, and smell and taste potting soil or a Sauvignon Blanc from Sancerre in the Loire Valley and smell a mountain waterfall. You’ll be throwing around this key term with the best of them!
    • ACIDITY-If you love a crisp, refreshing New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc or a zippy Oregon Pinot Noir that makes your mouth pucker a bit, you probably like acidic wine. If your mouth waters after you take a sip and you love that tart sensation, the wine is acidic. Certain grapes like Riesling and Gamay, especially from cooler climates (think Germany or Burgundy, France) are good bets for acidic wines!PUT THE SOMMELIER TO WORK-So how do I use a sommelier (suh-muhl-YAY)? We all eat out during the holidays so this is a good thing to know! First, the simple definition: A sommelier is a person who knows a lot about wine and who is committed to helping you select wines that meet your needs, so you should ask them questions! Asking what pairs well with a certain food on the menu will let the sommelier really show his matching talents. If you have a couple of wines that you are choosing between and you know some flavor descriptors you like or don’t like, use them—it will get you closer to something you like. Don’t be afraid to give them your budget for the bottle as you’re asking the questions about the wine either. Their job is to serve you and help you, so there’s no shame in that at all!
    • DRY VS. SWEET (BUT NOT NECESSARILY FRUITY!)-Picture it: You’re picking up wine for your best friend’s party, and the salesperson asks what kind of wine you like. You think about this awesome Malbec you had from Argentina that tasted like plums and vanilla, and you tell her you to love sweet wine. Uh oh! That’s going to score you a truly sweet wine with perceptible sugar. In wine terms, dry is the opposite of sweet, meaning there is an absence of sugar. Your tongue can actually perceive sweetness without your nose. Try this: hold your nose and stick your tongue in the glass and it will get a sweet tinge—that’s the sugar! If it doesn’t happen, the wine is dry, or absent of sugar. (Winemakers sometimes add sugar into cheaper dry wines to cover up flaws like unripe or bad fruit.) If you want a dry wine but one that tastes like fruit and vanilla, be sure to ask for a dry, fruity style.
    • DECANTING-Your best friend’s boyfriend hands you a bottle and says it needs to be decanted before dinner. What do you do? Decanting just means moving liquid from one container to another. We do this to let the wine “breathe” after it’s been in a bottle with virtually no oxygen for years. Seems minor, but allowing a wine to air after opening it improves the aromas and textures. Expert tip: Skip the fancy decanter! Just pour the wine into the wine glasses you’ll be drinking from and let them sit for 20 minutes to smooth out the edges and get the perfect glass. Try your newly acquired decanting skills with something like the wine below.
    • TANNIC OR TANNIN-You may hear wine lovers discuss tannin, a key term in wine. Some red wines can make your mouth feel so dry, it can make you pucker. This is a result of tannin, a chemical compound that occurs in grape skins, seeds, and stems. Because red wine stays in contact with the skin and seeds so the juice can get color, the side effect is that the wine becomes tannic. Some grapes are more tannic than others, like Nebbiolo from Italy or Cabernet Sauvignon—and they can really make your mouth feel dry. Although they aren’t great for sipping, tannic wines are fantastic with food, especially fatty or protein-rich foods, which they combine with to make everything seem more velvety and smooth.
    • BODY-There are a lot of anthropomorphic terms in wine, and body is probably the queen of them! Body is how a wine feels in your mouth—basically its weight and texture. So a full-bodied, round, soft, or even voluptuous wine is generally really mouth-filling and has lots of flavor. It’s bold, rich, and often has a higher alcohol level. These are great ones for winter. This would be like a California Cabernet Sauvignon or an oaky Chardonnay or even a sweet wine like Port. A light-bodied wine is crisp and generally high in acidity. It’s refreshing in the way that citrus is refreshing—it’s something you probably want on a hot day that won’t weigh you down and doesn’t stick around in your mouth after you swallow it.

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  • Reply James Clarke May 29, 2018 at 3:06 am

    I like your rule. I am beginner and get some important tips here.

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